It was like old home week the other night, watching Chris in another Masonic Magical Mystery Hour on the History network, this one being about the supposed treasure buried on Oak Island. (Curse of Oak Island Drilling Down: Founding Fathers S7/E6)
I thought that Chris looked both adorable and intelligent; Chris kept saying how good Akram Elias was. Neither one of us really enjoys seeing ourselves on television. In my case, I have gone to war each and every time with the video DP, all of them determined to drench me with enough light to illuminate a football stadium. It’s always the same battle cry – “Will you please pull back?” It gets me nowhere. On one of them, Chris stood behind the camera and checked to make certain they weren’t getting a surgical close-up of my nose hair. So the little bastard did what they all do; he fixed it in post, doing a cheesy optical zoom that put the camera right back up my nostrils where he clearly felt it belonged, my round, over-lit face glowing like the rising harvest moon.
In any case, the days of tracking Chris' illness by the way he looked in various shows are now past. I thought he looked glowingly plump and healthy, and about thirty-two years old.
As for the unexplainable presence of William Shatner, I can take it, I guess. He’s obviously signed himself into indentured servitude with History (you’re still not supposed to add “Channel”) where he has another show called The UnXplained. Am I spelling that right? They’re obviously going to use him as Spook Host in a bevy of crossover stuff, including this Season Seven episode of Curse of Oak Island. (Season Seven?) Shatner isn’t as bad an actor as people say. Calling him a lousy actor, for awhile there, was this huge national bromide, a cliché as worn as “Wanna buy a duck?” But he can be good, especially when he’s got a director to sit on him and knock some of the hot air out of him. When Shatner went head to head with Stanley Kramer, the result was his subtle and easygoing performance in Judgment at Nuremberg. He’s so laid back you hardly recognize him.




